It's getting close to bedtime and you're starting to get tired, but you know once your head hits the pillow your minds going to start churning over the mess of a day you just barely got through. Did I remember to turn in that TPS report to Michaelson? Crap, did I put a cover sheet on our annual Who Gives A Shit Report? Was the new girl turned on when I explained how to reformat a hard drive? Was Johnson hitting on me when he slapped me on the ass in the bathroom and said, "Awesome game last night"? Was there even a game on last night? Stop worrying about the mundane details and sleep like the man you wish you were. 

WEEK 25:

Toasted Almond

1 ounce amaretto
1 ounce Kahlua
1 ounce heavy cream

Shake the ingredients with ice and strain into a frosty glass.

This concoction is a great sleep aid. Its light enough to have a few and it'll allow you to skip the regrets of the day and jump right into a deep sleep. You'll enter Dreamland, which means you are no longer a slave to a reality, but a master of your own fantasies. Remember when you were the guy who sweat too much and left ridiculous stains on the office furniture? Not anymore. You now drive a Ferrari, but only when you're not flying and saving damsels in distress. Remember the receptionist who laughed at you when you spilled a can of coke on your crotch? Well, guess who's coming over to your place to cook you dinner and serve you desert (wink, wink). You are the dream master, now go forth and be the man you were meant to be. Repeat as necessary.
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