Don't Hate, Celebrate!
Have you ever enjoyed a drink with someone you cared about, only to realize later down the road that "care" has been replaced with "despise" because that person is slowly sucking your soul? The worst part is that long after the relationship has run its course memories still seem to plague you. A specific spot you use to love is now a place you avoid like an Ebola-infected monkey. A diner you frequented is now the place you spread rat-rumors about. And that first drink you enjoyed together now tastes worse than week-old cat piss. We are men who love to drink; no woman should come between that.
WEEK 28:
Mudslide
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce Kahlúa
1 ounce Baileys Irish Cream
1 ounce heavy cream
1/2 cup crushed ice
Combine ingredients in a blender with a 1/2 cup of ice. Blend until smooth. Pour into a chilled glass.
This week is dedicated to the Mudslide. For years I hated you because of the memories I had attached to you. Tonight, I am finally conquering my past and adding you back into my drinking repertoire. Baby, looks like we've got a lot of catching up to do; it's going to be a long and beautiful night.
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WEEK 28:
Mudslide
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce Kahlúa
1 ounce Baileys Irish Cream
1 ounce heavy cream
1/2 cup crushed ice
Combine ingredients in a blender with a 1/2 cup of ice. Blend until smooth. Pour into a chilled glass.
This week is dedicated to the Mudslide. For years I hated you because of the memories I had attached to you. Tonight, I am finally conquering my past and adding you back into my drinking repertoire. Baby, looks like we've got a lot of catching up to do; it's going to be a long and beautiful night.
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Looking for funny T-shirts? Type scapegoatink.com into your web browser or click the image below.
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