Man Overboard!
Great cocktails have few ingredients. The best ones have only two...
WEEK 51:
Diver Down
1 bottle of Corona or Corona Light
1 ounce of Bacardi Limon
1 wedge of lime
Uncap the bottle of Corona and fill the empty part of the neck with Bacardi Lemon. Add a wedge of lime. Cork the neck with your thumb or palm and turn upside down to mix. Repeat as necessary.
This, my friends, is the beach bum's answer to the Boiler Maker. Its simple citric twist on a summer brew takes you on a vacation of its own. You can skip the wedge of lime and risk the onslaught of scurvy (it could happen,) but make sure you don't just put any rum in there—it has to be Bacardi Limon or you'll ruin a perfectly good Corona. We've tried alternatives and they just don't cut it.
WARNING: It's been said that drinkers don't count and counters don't drink, but a word of caution on this one: It goes down like a regular summer beer but packs twice the punch, so every drink will feel like a double. Keep a running tally in your head or you'll risk tapping into the blackness within and becoming the party goer everyone abhors before you even knew what hit you. This is the best way to avoid a sunburned ass that declares your presumed sexual preference in sun-blocked letters.
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WEEK 51:
Diver Down
1 bottle of Corona or Corona Light
1 ounce of Bacardi Limon
1 wedge of lime
Uncap the bottle of Corona and fill the empty part of the neck with Bacardi Lemon. Add a wedge of lime. Cork the neck with your thumb or palm and turn upside down to mix. Repeat as necessary.
This, my friends, is the beach bum's answer to the Boiler Maker. Its simple citric twist on a summer brew takes you on a vacation of its own. You can skip the wedge of lime and risk the onslaught of scurvy (it could happen,) but make sure you don't just put any rum in there—it has to be Bacardi Limon or you'll ruin a perfectly good Corona. We've tried alternatives and they just don't cut it.
WARNING: It's been said that drinkers don't count and counters don't drink, but a word of caution on this one: It goes down like a regular summer beer but packs twice the punch, so every drink will feel like a double. Keep a running tally in your head or you'll risk tapping into the blackness within and becoming the party goer everyone abhors before you even knew what hit you. This is the best way to avoid a sunburned ass that declares your presumed sexual preference in sun-blocked letters.
Looking for funny T-shirts? Type www.scapegoatink.com into your web browser or simply click the banner below.
I love lime...the more the better. I cannot wait to try this... I actually felt giddy reading this post.
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