This week's choice is a German blond. She's tall, dignified, and she wont sell you out to the Gestapo and goosestep over your lifeless body on the way to a new Aryan world. How's that for loyalty?

WEEK 33:

Reissdorf kolsch
You can find her in 16.9 fl. oz. bottles—not a bad start. Mine had a metallic flavor that emerged as sour fruit. It sounds strange, but the taste actually works. The beer is crisp, light, and coats your mouth with a pleasantly hoppy flavor you wouldn't expect from a brew with so fair an appearance.

Hans warns "Beware Germans...unless they're carbonated." If you plan to drink from a boot and you don't want to lose your wurst, you'll want to lean to the lighter side of brews. But why sacrifice that delicious Oktoberfest flavor in favor of a weak, watered-down beer you'd find on tap at any Yankee watering hole? You can do better. You can drink Reissdorf kolsch. If that's not reason enough to chug a mug of Reissdorf kolsch, we have it on good authority that Hitler hated it. You're not like Hitler...are you?

Prost!
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