Dipso Facto ScapeGoat Ink: Happy Black Wednesday!

Dipso Facto Scapegoat Ink

Happy Black Wednesday!

Since the beginning of time, men and women have been venturing out in droves on the eve of Thanksgiving to drink until they can't drink anymore. Why? Because within 24 hours your safe place, your sanctuary, will no longer be your own. Instead, you'll be sharing it with distant relatives, like your second cousin who always brings her deformed, hairless, dog that spends hours licking his parts. Or, your crazy Aunt Beatrice who regales you of her triumphant wins at solitaire. Don't forget old Uncle Bruce who yammers on about his football glory days where he claims to have played second-string quarterback on the JV squad, but really he was captain of the baton club. Drink tonight because tomorrow your distant relatives will descend upon your home like locusts, swarming your house with unpleasant questions like, "Have you found a job yet, or did you retire at 29?", "Did you get stung by a bee, or are you usually that round in the face?", "You look like you've got soft hands. Can you rub this anti-fungal cream on me?" With that said, have fun tonight and try not to make next year's video clip. Enjoy!

Happy Black Wednesday, Thanksgiving Eve, or whatever else you might call tonight. Remember, drink responsibly, use designated drivers, and have a night to remember. I look forward to hearing your tales of alcoholic escape tomorrow morning. Cheers!

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