Dipso Facto ScapeGoat Ink: Boycott Black Friday, Use the Internet Instead

Dipso Facto Scapegoat Ink

Boycott Black Friday, Use the Internet Instead

So, here's the brilliant idea that ScapeGoat Ink came up with for this year's Black Friday, or the Friday after Thanksgiving when people go insane for sale items Day. Listen, I think it's great to have people out there stimulating the economy; however, it's a bit messed up that people have literally been killed, trampled, shot, and even paralyzed during this day of shopping. I'm not an alarmist, nor did I make any of that shit up. Google Black Friday tragedies and there's your proof non-believers. Sales are awesome. You know what's not awesome? Killing someone for some shitty toy your kid will either break or prefer playing with the box it came in more than the actual toy. I get it, you love your kid, but you know what would show them that? How about not being sent to prison, or, oh I don't know, a hug or something?

Do you know what I'm doing today? I'm putting on my robe and slippers, making myself a Bloody Mary, and then chilling on the couch watching Three Amigos like a civilized human being. I don't like going to stores, waiting in lines, or being near sweaty shoppers. Listen, these deals are going to be happening throughout the holiday season. I propose you spend time with your family on your day off, and then log onto that crazy little thing called the information super highway and order all your Christmas gifts online this year. Hell, I know of a great company that would take care of all your needs that's thoughtful, hilarious, and perfect for anyone: ScapeGoat Ink t-shirts. Do the right thing.