Dipso Facto ScapeGoat Ink: Free Shipping Through December at ScapeGoat Ink

Dipso Facto Scapegoat Ink

Free Shipping Through December at ScapeGoat Ink

Several years ago I was picking up a few last minute presents when I stopped at Target. The parking lot was mobbed, but I only needed to run in for a few things. I was in the store for roughly 10 minutes and in that time it had started snowing heavily. As I was leaving Target I noticed that a distant car had a wicked dent in the rear bumper. I remember thinking, "Man, sucks to be that guy." Apparently, I WAS that guy. My car had been hit while I was inside the store and, of course, there was no note of apology or even contact information. Needless to say, I learned my lesson. That's why this year, I'm doing things differently. As I proposed in my post about boycotting Black Friday I'm doing all my shopping online.

Since shopping online can still result in spending exorbitant amounts on shipping costs, I've decided to help my readers out this year. Starting today, ScapeGoat Ink will be offering free First Class shipping on any and all t-shirt orders through the month of December. There is no minimum purchase requirement. Whether you want one t-shirt or 12 t-shirts (I suggest making it an even 12, it just makes sense) you can still take advantage of our free shipping policy. All you have to do is pick your t-shirt(s), fill out the standard information for processing, and then click the "free shipping" option upon checkout. It's that simple.

Here are a few t-shirt suggestions for those looking for a gift for a family member, a special someone, a loved one, a friend, a neighbor, an enemy, a store clerk, a mailman, anyone with two arms, people that like to smile, human beings, primates, dogs, a tree stump, a snowman...Well, pretty much everyone or anything:

"Boredom kills more brain cells than any
amount of alcohol I've ever consumed."
~Hans Götman

This is just another example of the wisdom that is Hans Götman. Alcohol warms the soul and evokes the belief that anything is possible. Always keep this good advice handy by wearing it.

LiverStrong

Determination comes in many forms. This t-shirt not only shows your dedication to drinking, but it also guarantees that anyone wearing it has a washboard liver. Stay drunk, my friend.

Beer Me

Next time you head to the local watering hole, put on this t-shirt, and let it do the talking for you. Besides, this tee probably understands you better than your significant other ever could.

ScapeGoat Ink's Licensed Boobologist t-shirt

Front: Licensed Boobologist
Back: Free Mammograms

I think this t-shirt speaks for itself. You don't need a medical degree to touch boobies, er, I mean give professional mammograms in the alley anymore. You're welcome.

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