Have Santa Creep Out Your Loved Ones!
Nothing says, "Merry Christmas!" quite like a phone call from the big guy upstairs. No, not God. By "upstairs" I mean the North Pole and by "big guy" I mean Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, or Pimp Claus. I was sitting at my computer NOT looking at porn when I received a phone call from, Peglet (she's really short), a friend of mine and alcoholic girlfriend. Of course, I didn't answer the phone because she's a weirdo. I should probably offer an explanation. Peglet and I have a unique friendship. When I went to Mexico with alcoholic girlfriend's family, Peglet and I spent the few days before the Mexican sun almost killed me (I'm 74 percent albino and 26 percent Irish), trying to creep each other out. Needless to say, Peglet won. It was that moment that I realized the word friendship was way off; we needed something more exact, so I coined the term "creepship." We have a secret creepshake (creepy handshake) and everything. It's really not normal.
Anyway, Peglet found a website where you can send a personalized phone message from Santa Claus. The site offers two options: you can send an automated voice message from Santa via your phone, or you can send a similar animated message that's emailed to the recipient of your choice. Obviously this site is set up for parents to surprise their children with a delightful message from Santa, but that didn't stop us from trying to weird people out. Here's a blurb of what Peglet sent to me: Santa had spoken to my cat, Ninja, who said I was a sweet tap dancer. His next stop is my house, so he'd appreciate a couple of chicken tacos to satisfy his hunger. Yada, yada, yada, Santa ends the call wishing me a Happy Hanukkah. Needless to say, I placed several phone calls myself. It was totally worth it. Plus, I'll let you in on a little creepy secret, instead of typing your own number, which will show up in your friends caller I.D., use a different number. Boom. Instantly creepier. So, here's to Peglet, thanks for the website and creepy phone call.
P.S. You're creepy. Seriously, you should get checked out.
To have fun with this Santa messaging website, follow the link HERE.
Looking for funny T-shirts? Type www.scapegoatink.com into your web browser or click the banner below.
Anyway, Peglet found a website where you can send a personalized phone message from Santa Claus. The site offers two options: you can send an automated voice message from Santa via your phone, or you can send a similar animated message that's emailed to the recipient of your choice. Obviously this site is set up for parents to surprise their children with a delightful message from Santa, but that didn't stop us from trying to weird people out. Here's a blurb of what Peglet sent to me: Santa had spoken to my cat, Ninja, who said I was a sweet tap dancer. His next stop is my house, so he'd appreciate a couple of chicken tacos to satisfy his hunger. Yada, yada, yada, Santa ends the call wishing me a Happy Hanukkah. Needless to say, I placed several phone calls myself. It was totally worth it. Plus, I'll let you in on a little creepy secret, instead of typing your own number, which will show up in your friends caller I.D., use a different number. Boom. Instantly creepier. So, here's to Peglet, thanks for the website and creepy phone call.
P.S. You're creepy. Seriously, you should get checked out.
To have fun with this Santa messaging website, follow the link HERE.
Looking for funny T-shirts? Type www.scapegoatink.com into your web browser or click the banner below.
Posted by ScapeGoat Ink at 12/22/2011 2:29 PM 
Categories: Booze Holiday
Tags: Santa Claus Christmas Kris Kringle Saint Nick Father Christmas Pimp Claus Mexico Creepship Creepshake Santa voice messaging send a personal phone call from Santa
Categories: Booze Holiday
Tags: Santa Claus Christmas Kris Kringle Saint Nick Father Christmas Pimp Claus Mexico Creepship Creepshake Santa voice messaging send a personal phone call from Santa
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