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My apologies for not posting yesterday but, in my defense, it was a holiday. Alcoholic girlfriend and I were celebrating apartment Christmas, which is similar to the traditional celebration on December 25, but instead of dealing with a lot of sweaty relatives and uncles that smell like beef and lies, it was just us, booze, our miniature Christmas tree (Beautiful Snowflake), and PRESENTS! It was pretty great.
Now, I'm back in the blogosphere with a serious request. Last week on December 21, I sent out a plea to my friends on Facebook to "like" our ScapeGoat Ink fan page. My hope was to reach 100 fans by New Year's Day, so that we can prove to our parents (and Mr. Strickland) that we're not slackers who never amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley. I even sweetened the pot by adding that anyone who "likes" our page, or liked us before then, will automatically be entered to win a FREE ScapeGoat Ink t-shirt, which we'll choose the winner at random on New Year's Day.
Unfortunately, we have a bit of a crisis on our hands. From the time I posted that last week to today, we've gained 12 new likes bringing our grand total to a sickly 58. If we don't reach 100 before New Year's Eve then two things will occur: 1. We will be forced to keep our FREE t-shirt because we were unable to reach our 100 "likes" goal. 2. Our parents will be disappointed in us once again, which will just add to the ever-growing string of failures attached to our names. My dad even went so far as to say that if we don't reach our 100 mark then he's going to force my brother and I to lick a piece of white dog shit. Please help us! It's one thing to fail, but to fail AND have the taste of white dog shit in our mouths is the ultimate slap in the face. Our fate is in your hands, lovely blog readers. Please do the right thing, and spread the word far and wide. Don't make us lick poop, please, I beg of you! To help us, click here and "Like" our page, or cut and paste this link http://www.facebook.com/ScapeGoatInk into your web browser.
Looking for funny T-shirts? Type www.scapegoatink.com into your web browser or click the banner below.
Now, I'm back in the blogosphere with a serious request. Last week on December 21, I sent out a plea to my friends on Facebook to "like" our ScapeGoat Ink fan page. My hope was to reach 100 fans by New Year's Day, so that we can prove to our parents (and Mr. Strickland) that we're not slackers who never amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley. I even sweetened the pot by adding that anyone who "likes" our page, or liked us before then, will automatically be entered to win a FREE ScapeGoat Ink t-shirt, which we'll choose the winner at random on New Year's Day.
Unfortunately, we have a bit of a crisis on our hands. From the time I posted that last week to today, we've gained 12 new likes bringing our grand total to a sickly 58. If we don't reach 100 before New Year's Eve then two things will occur: 1. We will be forced to keep our FREE t-shirt because we were unable to reach our 100 "likes" goal. 2. Our parents will be disappointed in us once again, which will just add to the ever-growing string of failures attached to our names. My dad even went so far as to say that if we don't reach our 100 mark then he's going to force my brother and I to lick a piece of white dog shit. Please help us! It's one thing to fail, but to fail AND have the taste of white dog shit in our mouths is the ultimate slap in the face. Our fate is in your hands, lovely blog readers. Please do the right thing, and spread the word far and wide. Don't make us lick poop, please, I beg of you! To help us, click here and "Like" our page, or cut and paste this link http://www.facebook.com/ScapeGoatInk into your web browser.
Looking for funny T-shirts? Type www.scapegoatink.com into your web browser or click the banner below.



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