Happy 2012 and a Free T-shirt to You Too!
Well, folks, after a hard push to reach the top (the top being 100 "likes" on our Facebook fan page), I'm proud to say that not only did we accomplish the goal we set out for, but we pulled a Sylvester Stallone and went "Over the Top," with an impressive 101. I wish I could attribute this win to all the arm wrestling exercises I've been performing in the weeks leading up to New Year's Day, but the truth is we could not have done this without the help of all of you who "liked" us, even if "tolerate" or "indifferent" may be better words to describe your feelings toward us.
In addition to having gained quite a few new fans on Facebook, we also escaped the disgusting fate of having to lick white dog shit, which pretty much feels like winning to me. Even though our parents are still not entirely proud of us, I can tell through their drunken stares that they definitely didn't want to beat us with a bag of oranges, at least not at the moment, which is a huge step up in our relationship. Now without further ado, the winner of the FREE t-shirt, which was chosen at random, is Heather Puzig-Shubert. Congratulations! Through random choice, and a little luck I'm sure, you've been chosen to receive a free t-shirt from ScapeGoat Ink. First, let me warn you that with this t-shirt comes a fountain of newly gained powers, such as: 1. Respect. People will respect your clothing choices, which in turn will result in you climbing the ladder of success...one-handed. 2. Attractiveness. This t-shirt will automatically make you appear more attractive to human beings. Trust us, it's science. 3. Athleticism. You'll be able to run faster, jump higher, and do more pushups than Will Ferrell can do in one minute. 4. Friendship. With this t-shirt you are forever (yes, forever) bound in a friendship with ScapeGoat Ink, whether you want it or not. Word to the wise, restraining orders do not work on us. They just don't.
To claim your FREE t-shirt please shoot us an email at contactus@scapegoatink.com with "Facebook T-shirt Winner" in the subject line. Please include your desired t-shirt size, along with your address, social security number, what hospital you were born at, and four major credit card numbers. I'm just kidding; we don't need to know your t-shirt size. I kid, I kid; it's what I do. Send us your t-shirt size and address and we'll ship it out to you as soon as possible. Thanks again for helping us reach our goal. Cheers!
In addition to having gained quite a few new fans on Facebook, we also escaped the disgusting fate of having to lick white dog shit, which pretty much feels like winning to me. Even though our parents are still not entirely proud of us, I can tell through their drunken stares that they definitely didn't want to beat us with a bag of oranges, at least not at the moment, which is a huge step up in our relationship. Now without further ado, the winner of the FREE t-shirt, which was chosen at random, is Heather Puzig-Shubert. Congratulations! Through random choice, and a little luck I'm sure, you've been chosen to receive a free t-shirt from ScapeGoat Ink. First, let me warn you that with this t-shirt comes a fountain of newly gained powers, such as: 1. Respect. People will respect your clothing choices, which in turn will result in you climbing the ladder of success...one-handed. 2. Attractiveness. This t-shirt will automatically make you appear more attractive to human beings. Trust us, it's science. 3. Athleticism. You'll be able to run faster, jump higher, and do more pushups than Will Ferrell can do in one minute. 4. Friendship. With this t-shirt you are forever (yes, forever) bound in a friendship with ScapeGoat Ink, whether you want it or not. Word to the wise, restraining orders do not work on us. They just don't.
To claim your FREE t-shirt please shoot us an email at contactus@scapegoatink.com with "Facebook T-shirt Winner" in the subject line. Please include your desired t-shirt size, along with your address, social security number, what hospital you were born at, and four major credit card numbers. I'm just kidding; we don't need to know your t-shirt size. I kid, I kid; it's what I do. Send us your t-shirt size and address and we'll ship it out to you as soon as possible. Thanks again for helping us reach our goal. Cheers!
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Posted by ScapeGoat Ink at 1/2/2012 2:46 PM 
Categories: Booze Clips, Booze Holiday, Promotions
Tags: Facebook Sylvester Stallone Over the Top movie New Year's Day white dog shit FREE t-shirt Kenny Loggins Meet Me Halfway song
Categories: Booze Clips, Booze Holiday, Promotions
Tags: Facebook Sylvester Stallone Over the Top movie New Year's Day white dog shit FREE t-shirt Kenny Loggins Meet Me Halfway song
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