Dipso Facto ScapeGoat Ink: Happy 60 Day's Until St. Patrick's Day!

Dipso Facto Scapegoat Ink

Happy 60 Day's Until St. Patrick's Day!

As far as drinking is concerned, Cinco de Mayo has its moments and, well, Oktoberfest captures the drinking spirit—those Germans know how to party, just ask David Hasselhoff—but I prefer St. Patrick's Day above all else. It's a holiday that unites drunks. No matter what your background is, as long as you can drink you're more than welcome to enjoy in all the festivities. Since I'm truly elated about St. Patrick's Day, I've decided to start the official countdown to THE greatest drinking holiday ever. Today officially marks 60 days until we drink until we're green (refer to hilarious shirt below), which gives us around two months to prepare our livers for the alcoholic onslaught that will surely ensue. Plus, this year St. Patrick's Day falls on a Saturday, which means we'll not only get to celebrate on the day of, instead of the weekend before, but we'll also have Sunday to help with the recovery, which is much appreciated.

Over the next 60 days, in addition to keeping regular posts about trying to create sexy evenings with ChocoVine, refuting poorly written hangover cures, or reviewing a beer while dropping a little history (read about each post here, here, and here, respectively) I'm going to spend the countdown trying to keep my readers informed on hangover tips, St. Patrick's Day traditions, where to drink, and I'll help you choose appropriate attire for those who are Irish and for those who are not. Here's to making this holiday one for the history books. Ladies and gentlemen, start preparing those livers!

This shirt is perfect for someone who is Irish or someone who's a pervert (guilty). Wear this on St. Patrick's Day and then let your eyes and this shirt do the talking...or, soliciting. If nothing more, it's a hilarious ice breaker. Click on the picture below to purchase this t-shirt.

When These Irish Eyes Are Smiling,
They're picturing you naked

So everyone knows that we're serious when we say St. Paddy's Day is a holiday for the masses, not just drunken Irish folk, we're offering this t-shirt, which oozes confidence and makes a statement: I might not be Irish, but I can still party. Click on the picture below to purchase this t-shirt.

You don't have to be Irish
to drink until you're GREEN!

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